Corie Riley
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Full Name: Corie Joseph Riley
Homepage: N/A
Email: sparsefarce@hotmail.com
Birthplace: Louisville, KY (Raised in good ol' N'Albany, IN)
Birthdate: February 7, 1980
Sex: Male
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Special Moves or Tactics: Making a mockery of Backyard Boxing, strategically sitting on the bench, using passivism as an excuse to pussy out of fights.
Quote: "Quotes are useless. You can quote me on that."
Injuries to Date: -Shattered ego from being mercilessly beaten up by Brian Young at one of the old school, boxing-at-vinny's meets.
Fights: Gohmann VS Riley Chapman VS Lee & Riley
Something about yourself: Sadistic pacifist. I love seeing my friends beat the shit out of each other, but it takes a helluva lot coaxing to get my ass out there. I come for the sport; I stay for the beer.
Thoughts on
SBB: Remember that one time when that one guy hit that other guy
in that one place? That was great.