The Rules

• 1. You do not sue Steve

• 2. YOU DO NOT SUE STEVE

• 3.  Steve's Backyard Boxing is not Fight Club.

• 4.  The fights shall be divided into 3, 1 minute rounds... 3 shalt be the number of rounds, and the number of rounds shalt be 3. Thou shalt not fight 4 rounds, nor shalt thou fight 2 rounds, excepting that thou thenst proceedeth on the 3rd round.5 is right out.

• 5.  No biting, groin punches, takedowns, or using any other fighting technique that's not considered boxing

• 6.  There will not be a "winner" or a "loser" in Steve's Backyard Boxing.

• 7.  You may only have bestowed a T-Shirt if you have fought in the Steve's Backyard Boxing ring.

• 8.  The fight shall end after round of 3 or until one or both of the fighters decide to end the match.

• 9.  On the 7th day of every other week the day of the fights shall take place.

• 10.  Nary a boxing day that will proceedeth minus thee consumption of the alcoholic beverage by a least one soul. If there be not a soul brave enough to drink the nectar of the gods or there not a beverage of such description: Steve will proceedeth from the heavens, bestowing upon all such the drink of the gods and will enjoy it himself.